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Watch Stephen Colbert's Bit on Jeff Sessions Fall Apart When Keebler Elf Cookies Crumble

Added 11-08-19 01:34:03am EST - “'Late Show' host Stephen Colbert's bit on former Attorney General Jeff Sessions fall apart when Keebler Elf cookies crumble” -


Posted By TheNewsCommenter: From “Stephen Colbert's Bit on Jeff Sessions Crumbles Like Cookies”. Below is an excerpt from the article.

On Thursday night’s Late Show, host Stephen Colbert got a somewhat embarrassing reminder of this old adage when the props he had lined up for a bit about former Attorney General Jeff Sessions — cookies in the shape of a Keebler elf — unexpectedly came apart as the started his routine.

Sessions was back in the news one year after leaving Trump’s cabinet because earlier that evening on Fox News he had declared his 2020 candidacy to recapture his old Alabama Senate seat. Noting that President Donald Trump continues to berate his former cabinet appointee, Colbert teed up an apparent mock-interview with Sessions.

“With long odds and the president promising to publicly attack him, what could Jeff Sessions be thinking?” Colbert said, as he stepped off-screen briefly only to quickly return and hold up to the camera a cookie in the shape of a Keebler Elf, which bears a striking resemblance to Sessions. “Joining us now to tell us is the man himself, former Attorney General Jeff Sessions!”

“Thank you, Stephen,” Colbert began in a drawl impersonating Sessions, but the cookie was already beginning to break. “I’m coming apart! Uh oh! Uh oh! I’m coming apart at the seams!”

“Let me get a fresh version of me!” Colbert said, flipping the broken cookie back over his shoulder.


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