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The most insane requests mall Santas ever received from kids (16 Photos)


Added 12-05-19 04:24:01am EST - “I was a mall Santa sometime in the late 90s. After I asked one little girl what she wanted for Christmas, she answered nonchalantly, "a dildo." I thought I must have misheard and asked, "What was that?" She repeated louder, "A dildo!"…” - Thechive.com

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Posted By TheNewsCommenter: From Thechive.com: “The most insane requests mall Santas ever received from kids (16 Photos)”. Below is an excerpt from the article.

I was a mall Santa sometime in the late 90s. After I asked one little girl what she wanted for Christmas, she answered nonchalantly, “a dildo.”

I thought I must have misheard and asked, “What was that?” She repeated louder, “A dildo!” I tried to conceal my snickering by “ho ho ho”ing and said, “Oh… uhhh… I don’t know if Santa has any of those!”

Then she told me that I should go to Toys R Us because I could get dolls of all the Rugrats characters there, including Tommy’s brother Dil. A “Dil doll.”

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